Why Ivy always Da Bien (a.k.a S)?

Ok....First of all, if U ppl k not tahan about disgusting topic, or u r eating, drinking .......Plz stop to continue to read my weird blog~!~!~!~!


I Am Not Responsible For Any Loss Or Injured or Sickness incurred by any reader .


Ya....A lot ppl ask me y I so like to excrete (issit a better word for shitting? toh write write plz correct it right)...but issit a problem???


But I think those who k not da bien (a.k.a. 'shit') will like my article....hehe....now let me share wif u....how can i always da bien...


At first, I love to eat vegetables and fruits but i am not anti meat ....so i am a mix food cute animal =) Nice to meet u all~~~Sawadi ka~~~


Normally for those who k not da bien always or only once a week.....yucckksss...try to imagine all
the food u hav eaten all gathering in ur body, macam mix together without racist, dont u feel a bit disgusting than me who always fight to against their gathering? YA! FIGHT FOR IT! DONT LET IT BERGATHER ALREADY!


Sure got ppl ask how can b healthy as me rite? HA HA HA......i always kind to answer ur question F.O.C....coz i am kind and generous....


As usual like wat u read in the newspaper, vegetables r very important!



( at the same time, my colleague at office as me whether i wan to cook when they see i m creating this blog, ha ha ha~)



But I think the most important thing that will 99% make u da bien is................Ladies and Gentleman~~Let it introduces itself!!!



<--''I am Papaya," said papaya



Great! u know y i said 99% but not 100%??? it is becoz Edison (ai di shen) who invent lampu also said this b4, 99% is diligent, 1% is smart.... So by using this theory, i apply it into my Da bien doctrine. 99% is by ur own hard work to eat fruit and vegetables, 1% is by ur luck to make da bien out from ur body, isn't it ? oh no~~~audience at the right side~~~gip me a big hand~~audience at the left side~~~thank you~!



So plz dont scare of going to washroom........See~even a kid also love to be in the washroom~see the genuine and naif smile from the kid.....he can do it....u also can~






But make sure before u go into a washroom, confirm ur own gender before u go into it....



Because if u didn't confirm ur own gender, u will be like me when i was a kid....when i dunno my own gender and go in washroom wrongly.........oh my goodness....



Ok~~~so from now on....plz learn how to S well and maintain ur good health ya~ actually S is very cute de.....U see --->


Even the flies oso know shit is Good....How about U?

Frenz....plz dun feel weird when u see i always go into washroom for long time becoz i am not sleeping, not washing the toilet or do some non sense thing inside, ok?

Thank you very much for ur attention.




Yang Dikasihi,
LEE IVY